13. Drug Ballad Yea...(laughter)...whoooo...shit hmmm, whoaaa, hmm ... Guess what? I ain't coming in yet, i'll come in in a minute Aiyo, this is my love song. It goes like this.... Back when Mark Wallburg was marky mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to...mix in with bacardi dark and when it... kicks in you can hardely talk and by the... sixth gin you gon probly crawl and you'll be... sick then and you'll probly barf and my pre-...diction is that you gon probably fall either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall and every-... things spinnin your beginning to think women are swimmin in pink linen again in the sink then in a couple of minutes that bottle of guinness is finished you are now allowed to officially slap bitches you have the right to remain violent and start wildin start a fight with the same guy that was smart rhymin get in the car and start it and start drivin over the island and cause a 42 car pile up Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot, looking for life on this planet sir, no sign of it All i could see is a bunch of smoke flyin and I'm so high that I might die if i go by it. Let me out of this place I'm outta place, I'm in in outter space, I've just vanished without a trace. I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hour or so. Cuz every time I go to try to leave (whoa-o-o) some (keys?) pullin on my sleeve (whoa-o-o) I dont wanna but I gotta stay (whoa-o-o) these drugs really gotta hold on me (whoa-o-o) Cuz everytime I try ta tell 'em no (no-o-o) they won't let me ever let 'em go (go-o-o) I'm a sucker all I gotta say (whoa-o-o) is drug's really gotta hold on me In third grade all I used to do, was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube Seventeen years later I'm as rude as (jew?) Schemein on the first chick with the hugest boobs I got no game, and every face looks the same they got no name, so i don't need game to play I just say whatever I want, to whoever I want, whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want However I do show some respect to few This ecstacy has got me standin next to you Gettin sentimental as fuck, spillin guts to you We just met, but I think I'm in love with you But your on it too, so you tell me you love me too, Wake up in the morning like "What the fuck we do?" I gotta go bitch, you know I got stuff to do, Cuz if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you But in the long run these drugs are gonna catch up sooner or later But fuck it I'm on one, so let's enjoy, let the ex destroy your spinal chord, so it's not a straight line no more So we walk around lookin like some wind-up dolls, shit stickin out of our backs like a dinosaur, Shit, six hit's won't even get me high no more, so bye for now, I'm gonna try to find some more Chorus That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow when you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow And tomorrow your probably gonna wanna do it again What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend, screw it and whats a little bit of alcohol poisoning? and whats a little fight, tomorrow you'll be boys again It's your life, live it however you wanna Marajuana is everywhere, where was you brought up? It don't matter as long as you get where you're goin Cuz none of this shit's gonna mean shit where we're goin They tell you to stop but you just sit there ignorin, even though you wake up feelin like shit every mornin. But your young, you got a lot of drugs to do, girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you If I could take it all back now I wouldn't, I woulda did more shit that people said that I shouldnt But I'm all grown up now, and upgraded and graduated to better drugs and updated But I still gotta a lot of growin up to do, I still gotta whole lot of throwin up to spew But when it's all said and done before I know it I'll be forty wit a 40 on the porch tellin stories with a bottle of Jack, two grandkids on my lap, babysitting for Hailey, while Hailey's out gettin shmashed. Chorus x 2 drugs really gotta hold on me really got a hold on me drugs really gotta hold on me they really got a hold on me